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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.4s

Do it like this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- What are you gonna do with it? - I don't know. Drive around.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.5s

What should I do? Call the police?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.8s

- It's not even my car. It's a rental. - What are you doing out there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4s

Hey, Jerry, when's the last time you had a tune-up? Because I can't find-

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

- Yeah. Like 50 bucks a month. - How many people does he do it for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- You can't put that on his head. - What about a big sponge?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- But that's my car. - I didn't know it was yours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

I didn't cross any wires. The keys were in it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

He seems to enjoy it when I read to him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4s

"Do you take this man in sickness?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

Let me talk to him. Give it, give it, give it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.4s

Wait, hold it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- Anyone know first aid? - Do something with the extremities.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

That's all they could do. "Can you help me?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

- What do you mean? - He moves them from side to side...