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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...it's a boy and our deepest sympathies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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This is tantamount to a slap in the face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...and now my nana's missing!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Like a grandmother. Why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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You signed your name and you addressed the envelope.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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It's not like you painted the picture and wrote the poem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Yeah, and one of those foam beer-can holders.

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- Absolutely. - If my parents had a mantel...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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- Who sent you a card? - I don't know.

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I could see if I had a mantel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Isn't that cute. A thank-you card from Kristin.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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...so I need you to do me a favour.

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- You want me to ask a Yankee. - Could you?

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- Well... - I put a lot of thought into this card.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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So I thought if I could get a baseball player...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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She can't do that. She's on a very fixed income.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Yeah. In fact, she said that you could sit in the back and answer the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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I saw someone on the street eating M&M's with a spoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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- I'll run it by a few people. - All right. Do your thing...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck...