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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.4s

You think she's got toes for thumbs?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.8s

-So where is this Sophie? -She's picking me up in a few minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.7s

Oh, here she is. You wanna meet her?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.5s

So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.8s

She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.8s

No, she looks completely normal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.8s

-It's me? Isn't that a little premature? -I thought so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.7s

So, what's going on?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.3s

I knew it was you. I was joking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.1s

-You never played Vegas. -I hear things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

4.1s

-She thinks it's someone named Rafe. -Good, good. Let her think it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.2s

I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.2s

So Sophie gave me the it's me on the phone today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.5s

-How long have you been together? -I don't know. Since the last one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3s

Ipecac? Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

4s

You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought the farm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.5s

So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination of your soul?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

1.1s

I hear things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2s

But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Yes. Yes, I will.