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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...doesn't mean we shouldn't stay friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I know that going in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I left some books in her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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There's no break in the conversation where you can go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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They put them in their houses like they're trophies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...so I said to myself, Marlene, just do it. And I jumped in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You know, it just goes on and on without a break in the wall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm gonna have to wait in that little room all by myself, aren't I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...she's on the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The great thing, when you read Moby Dick the second time...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Women need to like the job of the guy they're with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy.