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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My hands are tied.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I don't see any way we can eat and make this movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.1s

That's Lorraine from my uncle's office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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My friend here apparently made a mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Definitely. I plan to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.6s

He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.8s

You walk over to that table...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.3s

This could only happen to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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You said this to her after?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Oh, nice to meet you too, Lorraine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.8s

Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.2s

Remember? It was such a treat to go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

4.4s

What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.8s

There seems to be a bit of a discrepancy.