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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Me, dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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How can you even consider not going?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, what can I do that's not wasting it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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From this moment on, I'm not gonna waste any more of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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George, I met this woman. She is not travelling to any other dimensions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- Well, you don't think I can, huh? - No, it's not that I don't think you can.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...and that's the law.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And you know how it works. They got the leisure police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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They pull up in front of the old people's house with the golf cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Let's go, pop. White belt, white pants, white shoes, get in the back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Drop the snow shovel, right there. Drop it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You ever sit there, and the conversation's so boring, it's so dull?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And you start to fantasize. You know, you think:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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What if I just got up and jumped out that window? I wonder what...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Just crash right through the glass, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Come back. There's broken glass. Everybody's upset.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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No, I'm all right. I was just a little bored there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I wanna hear more about that Hummel collection, Aunt Rose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Let's pick it up right there.