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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Oh, yeah? Well, then we're through and you're fired.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

3.4s

So you feel "women and children first" in this day and age...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

1.9s

...and severed her pinkie toe.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

2.5s

That's why men hunt and women nest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

1.2s

You and your toilets.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

2.7s

- Go to her office and heckle her. - Right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

2.2s

Booing and hissing are not part of the show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

1.9s

...and then, throughout the day...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

1.8s

And it's probably a union thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

4.5s

So basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

2.9s

...is that the first and last party you have are quite similar.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

4.4s

They bring them in, and they tell you, "These are your friends.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

2.9s

It's nice to walk into a room and get the aroma of feet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

3.8s

All the comedians say, "What if I came to your work and heckled you?"

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

2.1s

Fluff and fold, the only way to live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E14 The Strongbox

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I'll just take the fire escape to get in and out of the building.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

2.8s

- And what's gonna happen? - Well, it'll mix up with the water...