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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

Because the real Wizard's $200.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.6s

You're like the grand marshal of the Rose Bowl parade.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.6s

House in the Hamptons?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

He doesn't care for the gift, he gets excited about the deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.2s

Yeah, I guess. But the really cool thing is the daily planner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

...and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

It's 5:30 in the morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.3s

You must exercise the gaskets, George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.9s

- Let's go. - The people have spoken.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

...to every member on the condo board?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.2s

And that leads into the master bedroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

Susan's parents? When's the last time you talked?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.5s

Why? Because you picked out the poison envelopes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

- Oh, no. - He asked you to get the mail?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.3s

...sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot, and enforce these rules.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

- What about your deal? - I didn't have a deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

It's a Wizard electronic organizer for my dad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.2s

- I'm going to Florida for his birthday. - How much?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.3s

Two hundred. I'll tell him 50.