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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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And a deadbolt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seeing a prostitute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- Cleaning supplies? - And gum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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That's a myth.

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At a rodeo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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She's not a maid. She might be a newswoman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- ...or a newswoman. - Newswoman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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The rest is-

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They're separate and I think somewhat sophisticated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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They're behind my skis and my tennis racket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Oh, yeah? Well, then we're through and you're fired.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Last time I open for a rodeo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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But you took a nap in it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- Hello? - You have a collect call from-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- There's no G-Bone. - There's a G-Spot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Notice what? She's not really even a maid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Elaine got a new number because she died.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.

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- You have a girlfriend? - Jerry, where have you been?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I was going to say, being a good host.