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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Did you see the way that he was eating?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What's with this music?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What for? - We need to talk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What did Jodi say? - She had a good time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Look, it's no secret what's going on between us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You just had one. What do you need another one for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Was it what I said about her sister? - It has nothing to do with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor survives to do...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Just keep the music down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She's only upset when she finds out...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...he's stopped killing people. And she goes:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Get out. - Not since June 29th, 1980.