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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I'm a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.4s

And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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No one's stealing a tractor. It's a five-mile-an-hour getaway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Would you hold it a second?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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You got gonorrhea from a tractor?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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What the hell is a gander, anyway?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Yeah, I better get to a doctor. Bye.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-Maybe a little too firm? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Maybe they should change it to a tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-It's me? Isn't that a little premature? -I thought so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Well, it's a used car. He probably never changed the presets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Showmanship. George is trying to get out on a high note.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...ruin what could be a very long-term and meaningful relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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The important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-I'm not in the mood. -I'll have some coffee and a doughnut.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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What's important is I'm not gonna let a little thing like that...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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No, I understand. This could be a tough thing to deal with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-So where is this Sophie? -She's picking me up in a few minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination of your soul?