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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.7s

-Hello? -Jerry, guess where I'm calling from?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.8s

...but when we first met, I thought your name was Gary.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.9s

Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.4s

I don't have enough room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3s

I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.3s

No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

1.9s

No. You're not getting any skin, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-Do you challenge? -No, I do not challenge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.9s

-That's it? -No, but that's one problem. Why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No, I told you. It's just a dry run.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-World War I plane? -No, I'm in my shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.3s

Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.2s

But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

3.2s

I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here.