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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.8s

She said I wasn't spongeworthy. Wouldn't waste a Sponge on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.3s

Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2s

She's gonna ask how you got her number.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

I mean, she's giving and caring and generally concerned...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.7s

- What? It didn't bother her? - No, she said it was fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.5s

A friend of a friend of a friend knows Susan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.1s

I mean, I look at her. I can't imagine she even has sex.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.1s

Hey, a hit is a totally different story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.4s

...for a speedboat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2s

...a giving person. If I date a taking person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.9s

It's a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.4s

I need a group dynamic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

I don't wanna be a 32.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.2s

I don't remember his name. I think it began with a W, maybe a Q.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.2s

You know, they're a very eccentric group...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.6s

...to a 31 on all my jeans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.5s

I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.8s

You met her a few weeks ago, but?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.6s

You know, because you're such a good person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

- You're buying a speedboat? - See, we're already off the subject...