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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2s

Would she have hooks?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.1s

What if she's got no interest in you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.4s

Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.2s

I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

-Not bad. What does she--? -I put her stats on the back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

-Man-hands? -The hands of a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.7s

It's not a twist-off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.5s

And he is a friend, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.1s

It's an eyelash. Make a wish.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

1.8s

-I don't want to. -Make a wish.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.4s

It's like a creature out of Greek mythology.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.8s

-Could I use a drink! -Tough day at the office?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.4s

...take you back to their planet as a curiosity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

2.8s

I'm wearing a little hat. I'm jumping through fire.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4.7s

-Why would anybody want a friend? -It's really not that bad, actually.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.7s

Here, I guess. And I went out and picked up a paper.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

Why not? Like, yesterday, I went to the bank to make a deposit...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3.1s

If I get it, will you take me to that club and show me a good time?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

4s

You know, I'm the one who's actually dating the woman in the picture.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

3s

In the circus, you get to ride on the train, see the whole planet.