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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Last time I open for a rodeo.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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You know, Kenny Rogers has-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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They heard I opened for Kenny Rogers once.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I was screaming at hecklers all night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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They're behind my skis and my tennis racket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I was a 718 when I first moved here. I cried every night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- Is this mine? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- For what? - For my maid services.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Is this the suicide talk, or the nickname talk?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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I don't know what this is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Hold on. Let's keep this sophisticated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- All right. - Once she pinched my ass...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Kramer, maybe this relationship isn't for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- So you consider this a relationship? - Yes, I do.

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- I sent one of my girls to your place. - Cindy.

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This place is looking kind of messy. What happened to Cindy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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But if I don't get my money from you, I'm gonna get it from her.