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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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- Take the bus. - I'm not gonna take the bus.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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Those fanciful narratives really take me away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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Well, look, can you take me over there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna take that jacket back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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She asked me why, I said, For spite, and now she won't take it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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...like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot in front of a mule.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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- Like a shrimp farmer- - Okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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No guy is looking in a mirror...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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- Like a shark fisherman with chum. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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- It's all a big scam. - You're nuts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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...powdering a thatch of horsehair on his head, going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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Would you like to buy a rose for your wife?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E19 The Wig Master

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Boy, imagine liking wigs to the point it becomes a career choice.