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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.4s

...a common ingredient in metal cleaners.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.7s

I haven't had a decent sandwich in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.3s

Is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.5s

You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist in this town?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

A joke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.2s

A revenge date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

Yes. She's a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.2s

I think we might have one left in the stockroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.3s

It must take a really, really big zit to kill a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.8s

- Where'd you get this thing? - I traded in my sausage press.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

- Come again? - Okay. I got a little slicer happy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

I look like I had a beard of bees.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.5s

She spent an hour and a half making me feel like I'm worthless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2s

The clowns.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

What about the Coast Guard?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

- Where are we going? - The cat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

I want the antidote, Pimple Popper.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2s

- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

- How's the life-saving business? - It's fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.4s

- What're you doing? - Setting the record straight.