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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

How's the pasta over there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

You don't know how to act.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- But that's my car. - I didn't know it was yours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

Yeah. Let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

- What's your line? - Well, okay, I'm there with Woody...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

- Yeah. Like 50 bucks a month. - How many people does he do it for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

I looked up and I saw Woody Allen. I got all distracted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

Your whole business is based on other drivers. It's a rented car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

- You did? - I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.5s

What should I do? Call the police?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

That's the time I need somebody there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

I don't know, but he's unconscious.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

I didn't cross any wires. The keys were in it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

I would like a car alarm like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.1s

- Did you steal my car? - Yes, I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

I mean, they had no medicine, no drugs...