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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

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She never asks if I'm busy or anything.

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But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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No, it's not your fault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not pulling a shopping cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not talking into the soap right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Yes, I know I have the wrong number. I want to know if I dialled wrong or...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- How could you not care? - I don't know, but I don't.

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- You can't eat that. Take that back. - I'm not taking it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You think you're gonna see the doctor, but you're not, are you? No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I thought you'd be upset. - I guess I should be, but I'm not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...she's on the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The great thing, when you read Moby Dick the second time...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Women need to like the job of the guy they're with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So forget about the books.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.