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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's not like Batman, where there's three crooks in the city...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And those laws do not work in the adult world.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...do it in the tub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I feel like Robert Wagner in there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- What's it like? - I haven't seen it yet...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Look at this. I'm walking in it. It's a walk-in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It seems like such an arbitrary, ridiculous thing...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You win. Take it, just take it. - I don't wanna win it like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...in which you didn't want it, I might take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And the other kid knows he's got nothing to say.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You wanna help me get it in the hall?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I don't know what in the hell it is, I look terrific in that mirror.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- All right. Now, you call it in the air. - No catching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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He's dressed like a penguin.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I tested him, like, this is what I said, like this. I went: