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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...as a kid, you have a certain way of working out disagreements.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

A couple of hours ago. The police are coming right over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

Gee, three years. That kind of seems like a long time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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If there was a kid court of law, it holds up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No, it's not a problem. I can get rid of the apartment this afternoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.8s

How late are the stores open? I'm thinking of maybe buying a new TV...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

- There's a garden. - A garden?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.7s

A fireplace!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

It's a joke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Let's see, that's one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, a computer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Oh, it's a great place. It's a two-bedroom...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

- You can tip a gardener. - You don't need a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

It's a good mirror.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.6s

I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace! That's incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

Someone shows me one of their fingers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

He's dressed like a penguin.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

You don't tip a gardener.