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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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You should always bring a pad and a pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E16 The Shower Head

2.7s

Move back into that bachelor pad and put out a sign:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

1.9s

And for 30 minutes a week...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E22 The Invitations

2.1s

And what, hope for a crash?

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

1.9s

And a black-and-white cookie for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.8s

You need trunks, son? I got trunks for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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This was a gift from my son.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

A hundred and fifty dollars? For what? For this couch?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.4s

...for a speedboat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

2.7s

...and they say five minutes for a table, and you wind up...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.8s

Apply for a job? What for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E13 The Comeback

3.5s

And I don't have enough cash for a hotel room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.1s

...for a while. A long while.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

1.6s

And then for some reason...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.4s

...for you and my Audrey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

2.7s

- What the hell are you doing here? - I'm a good son.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

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Well, I'll give you a call, and thanks for the fish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...being left for a wall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

1.9s

And a deadbolt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I won't stand for it.