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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Call me back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She called me. I never called her. She started it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- No. - Leave a message. I'll call you back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...because they call it the waiting room. They're gonna use it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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No, it's not your fault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...for the rest of your bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You sit there and you got your little magazine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Why don't you make a point with your own doctor?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...their lane choice. Never quite sure:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I love you. You know, you can only hold out for so long.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You're a human being. - I didn't even ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...she's on the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Everybody's guy is the best. - I'll make an appointment for you.