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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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There's no way Ellen is the loser of that group.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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They acted like it was some act of charity, going out with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Are you using the fork that fell on the floor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Wait a second. Is that the fork that fell on the floor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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What's the great moment? On your deathbed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-I found someone for the scholarship. -Yeah?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-The last president to have a beard? -Nixon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-How was the pizza? -lt was a little oily.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Is that the same outfit you were wearing yesterday?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and he's the same, and everybody else is different.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-But now is not the time. -Listen, these issues are interrelated.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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So you're denying him the scholarship because he wants to be a planner?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-No, I mean a real thick beard. -His was thick.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Who? -Artemis N. Falkmore.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-You made that up, right? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-But it sounds like a president name? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Why do presidents all have bad names?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Woodrow, Grover, Millard.