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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So you're never gonna have sex again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?

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I told her I would have to think about it.

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

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The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey. -Where have you been? You're on next.

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If other people are having some, I'll try you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Once he passes the test, you'll have sex and you'll be fine.

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-What? -I think.

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-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

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-I don't understand. -Exactly.

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-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?

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-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.

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How am I gonna fill two hours?

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Wait a second. I know what's happening.

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Okay? Now, from what I know about you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

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-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.