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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...and he's doing my shopping, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

2.6s

Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...my purse on the sofa. And my diaphragm goes flying out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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So I carry around my diaphragm. Who doesn't?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...and the judge sentences him to be my butler.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...and you bump into somebody you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...and they covered it so well, I thought, why knock my brains out?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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- I'll tell you what you got here. - Yeah?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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You don't need a girlfriend when you can answer that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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...you lose the job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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You know? So you could just go up to the person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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Let me ask you: when's the last time you went skiing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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Here you have a job that could help you get girls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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You can't break up. Her life is shattered. You got her fired.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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Let me ask you this:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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I don't think you are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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You're quite mad, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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We'll find something for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

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But if you get rid of the relationship so you can get girls...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E10 The Virgin

3.4s

You gotta be there for her. You gotta wait until she gets another job.