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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-...at the Port Authority? -Right here, George. ln here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Oh, that's an old wives' tale. -ls it? Look at this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Nothing. -No, no, no, don't give me that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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You don't tell anybody about this. No one. You hear me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Oh, come on. That's genetic. That's not gonna happen to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-You look like a tourist. -All right. Let me ask you something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Well, what am l gonna tell Alex? -Now, you listen to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Well, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Wait, those are the clothes from the bag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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So who's the new you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Try opening this up. You'll find the biggest dating scene in the world.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...on the buttocks of those chinos.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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How about the beach this weekend?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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l can see you all the time now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Yeah, that's too bad. -What's the matter with you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Peterman Reality Tour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-l got a league meeting there. -Right, the new job. How is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...and you can just sashay your pretty little self around the town square.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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And l was trying to even it out. And the next thing l knew:

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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The last thing this guy is qualified to give a tour of is reality.