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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Do I want someone looking at me like this for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I like that commercial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She wants you to like her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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What could you possibly like about that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know. I like the guys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I like to do my own material.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I won't stand for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do it for me. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Really? - I have no patience for lactose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...even if somehow, somewhere men actually talk like that...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She thinks you're a guy that doesn't like coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Cordless phone. You can't talk to me like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And she doesn't have the beeper for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You can't talk to me like that. Bang. You know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I know guys like that. To me, the dialogue rings true.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I also have a cordless phone, but I don't like that as much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?