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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like this afternoon-- What is chicken Kiev?

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-All right. -Katie works for Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

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Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

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But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?

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Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?