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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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You don't consider age in the face of cleavage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- What? - The captain of the toes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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So you feel "women and children first" in this day and age...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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And I get the pullback.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...with kind of a breathy voice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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- Where was the tape recorder? - Back of the room, on the ledge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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End of the night, I go in for contact.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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The stewardess could lean over and whisper in my ear:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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...this type of thing is very common in show business.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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We're having a great time, couple of laughs. Everything's nice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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I would say every two and a half to eight weeks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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What do you think an enraptured female fan of mine might say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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Couple of guys I knew in the Coast Guard told me about her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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...and a bottle of tequila.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E13 The Cartoon

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Years of rejection and failure...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

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Why would a woman do that and then leave no way to get in touch with her?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Lots of melons and shapes. Everyone squeezing and smelling.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E06 The Statue

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And of all things to take.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (1)

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And your crab legs? And a thing of cheese?