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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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I don't want a van.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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I secondhand smoke two packs a day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S06E07 The Soup

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- Jon Voight bit you? - What is he, a vampire?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Monday has a feel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E15 The Susie

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What am l, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten lsland?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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If you need a pet that can roller-skate and smoke cigars...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 Highlights of a Hundred (1)

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Tuesday has no feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, who has a funeral on a Wednesday?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S06E07 The Soup

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No baron has ever owned a LeBaron.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-What? -Jerry, she's a loser.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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What if I decided that it's silly to have a van because, you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (1)

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- Kramer doesn't want a record. - Kramer has one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-The last president to have a beard? -Nixon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-But it sounds like a president name? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-How was the pizza? -lt was a little oily.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, just shape them, change them. You're a writer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-No, I mean a real thick beard. -His was thick.