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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What happened to the muffin?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, maybe something happens to you on the way to work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What happened was we were involved...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I could be a character.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That could be a TV show.

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Elaine could be a character. Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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If you could just walk me outside and wait till I get into a cab.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And you better hurry. You really need it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's my vow to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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See, this guy is crazy. I can't believe this. What happened?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You see, it's just like life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You need to go to, like, Vienna or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...it does not even try to stop the cracking of the head it's in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It's a traumatic thing to be thrown up on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- You don't have to say anything. - No...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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If that's what you have to do.

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All right, get up to your room. I've had it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Whatever you want. - I get to play Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It's- It's the damndest thing. I-