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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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When I started out as a comedian, I sold umbrellas.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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Bailed? Come on, you knew I wanted to be a comedian.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I invented that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I know Teddy Padilac.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I don't write skits.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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The man doesn't want a history lesson.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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At least it was just a handle.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I didn't have enough money.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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Anyway, any luck getting together on a song?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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-I can't remember his name. -Fleckman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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No. That's what makes it such a humorous situation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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It's a lovely little bureau-and-breakfast you're running.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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What do you got in a push-button mini?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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-Yeah. You heard of them? -They're a crazy religious cult.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I worked with him on 48th and Sixth.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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They're coming in faster than I can sign them.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I do it. I'm not even getting the cleaning.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I thought they all had suites at the Plaza.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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-Look, could I just buy an umbrella? -Yeah, sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I mean, that TV you watch, that sushi you eat...