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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted them to come to me after the test and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I think I'll take out the garbage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I never heard of this. You gotta fast for three days to take an ulcer test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- No. - Then kiss me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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It didn't hurt me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Did he say anything about me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Have you thought about me? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...because he thought the man looked at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You can say what you want about me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What kind of sicko would do that? He could kill me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You will show me the Stooges? - I will show you the Stooges.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We're sending the results to Washington.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'd love to go. Make an appointment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't like to give out bites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Name one paranormal thing that happened to you.