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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- This is gonna take a couple of days. - That's okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- What do you got there? - This is Mr. Giuliani's blood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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What, was this a whole empire based on putting your feet up?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Something wrong with your arm?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- No. - Where's your bathroom scale?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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What the hell is " consarnit" anyway?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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You stub your toe and say, "Consarnit"...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Oh, right. Would you fill this out, please?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- Maybe your yogurt isn't so nonfat. - Oh, guess again, tubby.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's yogurt...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- Oh, God, look who's here. - Who is it?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Now, cursing is not something that most comedians do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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What are you gonna do, sit in the doctor's office doing this?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- No, no. That's 100-percent nonfat. - How else could this have happened?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- No, but I expect to hear any time. - Well, I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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- The doctor said I can't have any fat. - Yeah, well, there is no fat.