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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Just hold this guy's hand, walk around the store. See how you feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Men think, Obviously, I can be talked into anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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...I launch into the story about the kid from Pennsylvania who was abducted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Yes. A...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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A what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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He can have a doughnut, but not a Dinky.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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A stall man, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Yes. A man gave you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Having a cup of coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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- I didn't know you'd get me a note. - Of course I'd get you a note.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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She actually seemed to get a little paranoid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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If it moves as a result of contact.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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That's what a gym teacher once told me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Oh, what are you, like a Quaker now?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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How could you ever enjoy a meal like that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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- Why couldn't he be a dunker? - Nothing diverts his attention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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- I forgot to tell you. - I'm in the middle of a story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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I don't even like to use urinals. Always been a stall man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Let me talk to you for a second. What I did is inadvertently-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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See, now I know it's not him. Joe DiMaggio could not be a dunker.