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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...and that's the law.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...I never saw one of them sitting on a pony.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- Can't you have coffee with people? - You know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- So, what's wrong with that? - Nothing, nothing at all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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They pull up in front of the old people's house with the golf cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, they got the guy in a suit, with a pillow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And, I mean, hey, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...and how I'm actually gonna die someday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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For two hours, he's talking and answering questions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...and Manya had some mahjong championship or something...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And you start to fantasize. You know, you think:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And you know how it works. They got the leisure police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You ever sit there, and the conversation's so boring, it's so dull?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- And it could be done. - Well, of course it could be done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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What if I just got up and jumped out that window? I wonder what...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Wait, you think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?