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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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We come up with all these stupid reasons to break up with women.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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She eats her peas one at a time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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How come you eat your peas one at a time?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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You wanna spend the rest of your life with her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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I have a receipt for a rental car with your signature...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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If she wants to know if I'm pleased with something, she'll say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- The dog. You're getting the dog! - Kramer, where you going?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- She scooped the niblets? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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Anyway, it's not the only reason.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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You're gonna rub out the dog?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- Hello. - MSG's rerunning the Yankee game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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...that they collapsed the right side. - Newman!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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You get up in the morning, she's there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- What dog? - Why don't you call the police?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- A pinkish hue? - Oh, she's got the hue.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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So tell me, anyway, who was the big mastermind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- They're playing at the same Cineplex. - George, better get ready.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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Well, we were having dinner, and she's got the strangest habit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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All right. But then I can't tell you the big news.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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I was just like those guys in the movies, and it worked.