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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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But dry-clean only? "Don't put that in the wash.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.2s

You tell me there's a can opener in the drawer...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.1s

It's like it's half his shirt, in a way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.5s

...about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...I'm looking, there's no can opener.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.5s

You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...you know, in the whole century.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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But when you meet a woman like this, you don't walk to get married. You run.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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When things don't go right, he takes it personally.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- Listen, Mom- - It was in here yesterday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Did you ever hear of holding it in?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I want a divorce.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.6s

I must have been in the incinerator room when you left.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.2s

No, no. It was a small ceremony.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I just thought I'd drop off a few things.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

2.4s

Yeah. My wife and I will have a little more coffee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

3.6s

I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry cleaning.