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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

Lights flashing on and off, acting all crazy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

"Owen March, prominent author and essayist, suffered a stroke yesterday...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

...and there is absolutely nothing that can be done about that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

I looked up and I saw Woody Allen. I got all distracted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.8s

- It's not even my car. It's a rental. - What are you doing out there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

Not everyone wants to draw that much attention to themselves.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Wouldn't it be nice to have a car alarm that was more subtle?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

I would like a car alarm like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- They cross the wires or something. - Cross the wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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What should I do? Call the police?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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He's probably driving it right now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Hello. - Hello.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Did you steal my car? - Yes, I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- You did? - I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- But that's my car. - I didn't know it was yours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- What are you gonna do with it? - I don't know. Drive around.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

Let me talk to him. Give it, give it, give it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.4s

Wait, hold it.