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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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A couple of tough monkeys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- I've been under a lot of stress. - Oh, you've been under a lot of stress.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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He's got the attention span of a 5-year-old.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E13 The Pick

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A lot of showering, a lot of shaving, a lot of cleaning, a lot of clipping...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Mint. - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...I kind of...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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All of it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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A friend of a friend of a friend knows Susan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Matter of time now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I'm out of the picture. I am out of the picture.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I was buying her one of those containers of orange drink.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...of Eastern European national anthems.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's a guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Someone says, Get out of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I need some kind of excuse Rolodex.

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You play a hell of a piano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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That's a hell of a plan. Listen-