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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.5s

Because I'll be lying there, and people will spit on me and empty my pockets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E12 The Caddy

3.9s

They saw the car and the blood, that's why Steinbrenner thinks you're dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

1.9s

You know it. And I ditched all my junk food.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.4s

You've combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.7s

I'll rip it out right here and smack it on the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

...and you're drinking the exact product...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.7s

Someone's in a life-and-death situation, and we're thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.8s

...supposedly being very casual and witty?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

...and I won't stand for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.2s

And she doesn't have the beeper for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

You make your hit and get out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.2s

After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

4.3s

...and I'm standing there, Maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.2s

And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

4.3s

And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis...