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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.3s

We're all buying them. I must have bought 6000 Bics in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2s

Move a refrigerator, there's a couple there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

4s

But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3s

You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen? We always have to whisper...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.2s

...because it's so humiliating. I don't have a pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2s

They're making millions of them every week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

4.8s

It's KL5-2390.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.2s

- Why did you give him my number? - Don't worry about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

1.9s

Hey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.2s

Just had a big bowl of Kix.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2s

No. Maybe you could bring me something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.5s

- Sure, all right. What do you want? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.4s

- I'm going to the coffee shop. - They have big salads.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

1.6s

They have big salads.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.3s

- It's okay. Just forget it. - No, hey, I'll get it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

4.1s

Big lettuce, big carrots. Tomatoes like volleyballs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.2s

People on dates shouldn't be allowed in public.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

1.6s

It's painful for us to watch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

2.7s

I'm going out with someone, I'm not even taking her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3s

- Good for you. - I don't need people staring at us.