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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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So you're saying his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E19 The Yada Yada

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- Nice girl. - Lovely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That urine sample. Giving them that, that's always a pleasure, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...I always click into this thing where I wanna do really well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If it's gonna be a physical test, I wanna do well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted them to come to me after the test and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We're sending the results to Washington.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If you named a kid Rasputin...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?

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I never heard of this. You gotta fast for three days to take an ulcer test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How will you do that? - I don't know.

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I think I'll take out the garbage.

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Come on, 50 cents. You can get yourself a Drake's Coffee Cake.

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I don't get you. Who goes on vacation without a job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't go for nonrefundable deals.

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

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- No, the full-size. - No, junior.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Did he think I was flirting with her? - He didn't seem too pleased.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Amazing? You've seen him before. - I haven't seen him in months.