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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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It's actually a line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2s

This is a fat-sucking machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.4s

Hope you didn't cut the fat off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.2s

It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

3.5s

So what? Your genitals are still lined up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Then we'll watch them go slice this fat bastard up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.9s

Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.6s

- I can't remember my lines. - Just relax, you'll be fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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She was in the Iditarod. Got to the finish line, just kept going.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...they're a little touchy about being told how to say the lines.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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When I told him it was beautiful there, out of the clear blue sky, he says:

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

1.9s

What is this? You're kissing in my line?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.4s

Give us the unhappy, the sad, the slow, the ugly...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3.6s

...the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside top of the box.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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- The turkey. - Well, the turkey it'll be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Was the movie part of the bet?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

2.6s

That's not the test. Contact is the test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.2s

We're all throwing the dice, playing the game...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

1.7s

The snooze alarm is based on the idea...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.7s

-So? -We're the only women on the floor.