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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.6s

I paid 300 bucks for these.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.6s

I gotta pay Todd Gack 300 bucks...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.6s

I could have got a house in Peru for 300 bucks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

2.1s

...I made an excuse and got the hell out of there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

2.2s

...because it's an upright map.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

1.2s

We're chickens in an experiment...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.1s

Yeah. Interest. It's an amazing thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

1.9s

Take an antihistamine. They're over there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E21 The Smelly Car

3.4s

This isn't just an odour. You need a priest to get rid of this thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

1.8s

- Who is it? - She's an Eskimo, actually.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.1s

I usually like mine with an angioplasty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

2.5s

- What is that? - It's an emergency-band scanner.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

3.6s

-Call an ambulance. -We're already in a hospital.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

1.9s

Now, I know this is an important decision.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

3.1s

The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2.1s

This is an emergency? You need a bathing suit?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

2s

- I don't blame you. - Ever been through an audit?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.1s

I told you, Puddy's getting me an insider deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

3.1s

- What about the soup? - I'm getting an armoire, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.9s

They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application...