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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Hey, what kind of pen is that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- It was a gift. - Because a lot of times I write in bed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? - The pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Hey, there's the old man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? Oh, you're crazy. - Plus the insurance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...exactly where you are inside the bathing suit?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You know, look at the sun-dried tomatoes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I don't know, she said Jerry wanted the pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Why? You don't like the pen? - No, no, I-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Well, I started to go under- - With the instructor?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...on the redwood benches, washcloth on their head, going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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If they ever decide to land men on the sun...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...I think these old retired guys will be the only ones...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You know how that gets?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You need trunks, son? I got trunks for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You can wear my trunks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Fathers don't wear bathing suits, they wear trunks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So I get in the water in this thing, and it's, like, floating around me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...somewhere.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You ever put on a bathing suit that you don't know...