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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why are we flying over the Andes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

-So fast? What about me? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

Thank you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

-We wound up talking all night. -You're enjoying the not enjoying.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You think? -Yeah. Let's say this is your brain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.5s

...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.