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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Tails. - No, it hit the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Two bedrooms? Why do I need two bedrooms?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's two bedrooms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...but it's a two-bedroom, it's on West 83rd...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E14 The Pez Dispenser

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You play a hell of a piano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.8s

...a craftsman, a labourer of some sort?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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A couple of tough monkeys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.9s

- I put you two right here. - Oh, okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

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Just had a big bowl of Kix.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.4s

There's a lot of people to mock.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E13 The Comeback

3s

...of 1 2 and a half points."

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Horneck took me. We're sitting two rows behind the bench.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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- Yeah, I've lost some weight. - A lot of weight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

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He's gonna sidle me right out of a job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

3.1s

...or kind of crouch down behind a big plant?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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That kind of comedy, that's a little broad for us.