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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I am the master packer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I am not taking it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

Yes, but I am not taking it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I got four shows this weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse.

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2.9s

Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.1s

...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person.

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-Actually, I am a comedian. -That's not so funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I can't believe there's a garden.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace! That's incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I made a mistake. - These things happen.

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Now, what do I have to do to put you two in a relationship today?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Well, I got caught up watching a soap opera.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So I get a call from Gilmore this morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I didn't know there was a fireplace. - Look. Look, look at this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No, it's not a problem. I can get rid of the apartment this afternoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You're moving in, you're a good friend. I wanna start you off on the right foot.